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fuckyeahchristmaspizza:

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

ICH LIEBE DICH

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3 days ago │ 120,168 notes

alibertarianreality:

trueemergence:

omg damn

Marketing scheme = perfection

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3 days ago │ 212,309 notes

actualfairyboy:

tardis-mind-palace:

w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

i really dont think they meant bestiality

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3 days ago │ 1,055,175 notes

juggahnaut:

bookporn:

Believe it or not

Okay, I just love how they drew everybody’s face.

Anne Frank’s all like, “Oh, too depressing? It was the fucking Holocaust.

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3 days ago │ 390,562 notes

tbhgotohell:

nice 

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4 days ago │ 5,161 notes

ap0calypses:

i just want a lap dance and to be covered in kisses

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4 days ago │ 747 notes

baby's first words

mom: say mama
mom: say ma-ma
mom: say it!
baby:
baby:
baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


4 days ago │ 84,023 notes

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4 days ago │ 337,054 notes

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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