Eh

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portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and the Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes a Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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baby-make-it-hurt:

hektikk:

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

Donald Glover is a king

Best character ever

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aww-yeah-words-and-shit:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

OMFG JUNIOR IS SO BIG NOW

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In 2009, Pratt was cast on Parks and Rec for a six-episode arc as the oafish boyfriend of Rashida Jones’ character. That soon changed. “Almost at the point of the audition we were like, ‘Oh, we have to reconceive this, because this guy’s the funniest person we’ve ever seen. We’re not letting that guy go,” says series co-creator Michael Schur - Entertainment Weekly

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hijinksensue:

Alright, this is war. 

For a year or two, some dude has been using my Gmail address as his own. Actually it’s my Gmail address with a dot in the middle, but MOST of the Internet doesn’t care about the dot and ignores it, so I get MOST of his email. I registered my account on the first day that Gmail was available to the public. I don’t know why they even allow the name.name@gmail.com addresses when most email servers see that as namename@gmail.com. It’s been a huge hassle. I’ve gotten his dating profile responses, I know why kind of ladies he’s into, I know what he shops for, I know what kind of porn he likes, and NOW I know that he’s heavily involved in his Church River Rafting retreat because SOMEHOW I AM GETTING HIS GOOGLE DOCS ON THE MATTER. 

I was just deleting all of the Google docs as they came in, but then I read this article and now I’m fighting back. From now on I am renaming every doc I didn’t ask for. 

I hope the River Retreat Group enjoys ALMIGHTY SATAN FUCKBEAST.jpg.pptx

Nope. When you get a gmail you get every associated email as well. So “firstlast@gmail.com” is also “first.last@gmail.com” and even “f.i.r.s.t.l.a.s.t@gmail.com”

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donutnipples:

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good

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1 week ago │ 102,201 notes

knowyourmeme:

Watch Star Lord drop the beat.



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